Monday, March 12, 2007

Canadian Geese, Mallards, and Golden Eye Ducks around the aereation pond on Middle Foy's Lake. The Bald Eagles still stop by as well. We've seen some big black Ravens, which is unusual for our neighborhood.

Footbarn's Celebration of Theatre: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
SPECIAL: Spitfires of the Spaceways
Watch Dale Arden rescue Flash Gordon for a change!

Charity Alert: Make a resolution as Spring (slowly) approaches to click on The Hunger Site every day.

In The Community: The Auction of Miniatures Preview Party at the Hockaday was kind of crazy -- we piggy-backed a photo sale onto the main event to benefit the Glacier Park Fund. We were mixing and mingling set-up and take-down tasks. The director sent me home while there were still photo-folks meandering around the place -- she had some helping hands, and most of the clean-up was done. We DID get some early bids on the Auction though, and I saw some photos sell.
Don't miss: Auction of Miniatures thumbnail pictures, minimum bids, and a bid form on the Hockaday Museum of Art's Website.

Media Watch: George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars played the Fillmore in San Francisco Friday night, starting after I was done at the museum. I napped out to attempt some Astral Travelling. Here's portions of Jeffrey (P-Funk 1)'s review:
good show
mr wiggles HOMA funkadelicish start to the show do that stuff
MR SHIDER did some very nice vocalizing before one nation
KENDRA FOSTER sang the GREG THOMAS part of knee deep-
that to me was VERY special especially after one of the bestess bounce to this i ever seen. on bounce you could hear her clear and loudly and she sang the song with energy which to me seemed to energize the band more and from the i watched the crowd go funky nuts over the energy and movement
i love the f**k horns.
alot of the band seemed to "step up" and take it higher.
even MR CLINTON was out there slinging sweat like i never
seen him do before, i mean literally too
ERIC MCFADDEN is bad. the SOLID STANK POSSE gave BLACKBYRD a designer guitar
KIM MANNING was working the wonder woman suit.
seem like every position took it to the next level when given the chance

I didn't remember anything after I woke up -- would I have remembered anything anyway if I was there in person?


(Clockwise from Lower Left) Singer Kim Manning dressed up as Wonder Woman? Works for me! Lynda Carter's TV heroine sure resembled her contemporary competition -- Catherine Bach's Daisy Duke (Lower Right) -- even more so if Carter was dressed in ranchwear (Center).

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Golden Eye Ducks around the aereation pond on Middle Foy's Lake. Skunk on the back deck last night, but no bad smells -- the Deer must have left him/her alone. Seagulls calling around the college campus -- what language!

Footbarn's Celebration of Theatre: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
SPECIAL: Spitfires of the Spaceways
Watch Dale Arden rescue Flash Gordon for a change!

Charity Alert: Make a resolution as Spring (slowly) approaches to click on The Hunger Site every day.

In The Community: We got the museum into fair shape for today's Senior Tour and Tea. We've moved over a hundred works of art over the last few days -- thankfully, most of them were small. Tomorrow night is the Auction of Miniatures preview party at the Hockaday. FREE to the public! Don't miss: Auction of Miniatures thumbnail pictures and a bid form on the Hockaday Museum of Art's Website.

Media Watch: Marvel Comics is getting all sorts of free press for "bumping off" Captain America. As I said yesterday -- YEAH RIGHT!

Another homage to Joe Simon and Jack Kirby's anything-but-subtle stars-and-stripes super-hero -- born as a comic-book protest to pro-Nazi Bunden and America Firsters before the USA even entered WWII. Against a poster for a 40's chapter serial starring Dick Purcell and Lorna Gray, I've placed images of Captain America by Jack Kirby and Syd Shores in 1941, with Cap's long-lost sidekick Bucky, and his arch-nemesis the Red Skull in the frame; Jim Steranko's graphical mixture of Will Eisner with Kirby in 1970; and a sketch from Kirby & Shores' brief reunification in 1969.



Jack split with Joe Simon in the 50's, and revived Captain America in the pages of Marvel's Avengers around 1964. Our hero had supposedly been frozen in Arctic ice since the 40's. The injection which made him super probably had something to do with it, and might play a part in the NEXT phase of this fictional character's existence.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Two days of excellent Early Spring weather. The Red-Winged Blackbirds are back with their beautiful singing!

Footbarn's Celebration of Theatre: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
SPECIAL: Spitfires of the Spaceways
Watch Dale Arden rescue Flash Gordon for a change!

Charity Alert: Make a resolution as Spring (slowly) approaches to click on The Hunger Site every day.

In The Community: Worked all day yesterday helping Mark Norley and Linda Engh-Grady install the Minatures Show at the Hockaday. Don't miss: Auction of Miniatures thumbnail pictures and a bid form on the Hockaday Museum of Art's Website!
I went right from there to set up and run FVCC's Honors Symposium at the Red Lion Hotel in the evening. Dr. Debra Miller was very good. She'd worked hard to prepare the keynote lecture in this series on Emerging Roles in Gender. As a sociologist, she clearly explained the none-too-comfortable fact that we are ALL born with a sex, but how we deal with that fact is indoctrinated into us by our various societies -- on so many levels that it is impossible to scientifically distill "Nature" from "Nurture."
The next one is Monday, March 12 - Feminism 101 by Brooke Barnett, director of the Department of Women’s Studies at the University of Montana in Missoula. I'll be running the PA and a Laptop/Data Projector combination for her PowerPoint presentation.

Media Watch: The History Channel was doing another Barbarians Week: Lombards; Franks; Vandals; Saxons; Mongols (Told ya' they belonged in this bunch!); Huns; Goths; and my ol' homeboys, the Vikings -- they outlined the life of bloody King Harald Hadrada of Norway, but skipped King Canute altogether, even though he briefly united most of the North Sea under his rule and did more to establish Christianity as a unifying force than even King Olaf (Harald's older half-brother).
Their new Dark Ages show was just the start.
I saw Derailroaded, a film by Josh Rubin and Jeremy Lubin about out-there street singer Larry (Wild Man) Fischer. Wikipedia article HERE. He was somehow associated with Bill Mumy, Robert Haimer, and the song Fish Heads (One of my favorite early MTV videos). I first heard about Fischer as a protoge of the late Frank Zappa -- the film showed a clip of his appearance on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In when he was on Zappa's Bizarre Records. Zappa and R&M had both sponsored Tiny Tim as well.
I've laughed at the antics of (the late) Tiny Tim and Wild Man Fischer, but I also remember the words of (the late) Phil Ochs: There but for Fortune go you and I...

Mighty Marvel Bombast!

Word is that Marvel Comics' venerable hero Captain America will fall to a sniper's bullet in the next issue. Yeah right. Original co-creator Joe Simon has reportedly said "We still need him!" I frankly doubt that major franchise characters EVER go away for good in comic books -- I know villains don't. This is a portion of Cap's very first issue in 1941. (Most of a year before the US entered WWII) I am very proud to have known his OTHER co-creator -- the late Jakob Kurzenburg AKA Jack (King) Kirby, designer of the Marvel Comics Group.
Image from the Grand Comics Database
Permission granted for all non-commercial use.

Monday, March 05, 2007

People are still fighting a nasty strain of the Common Cold that has attacked some people three times. I haven't got it, and don't want it either. I woke up early Sunday morning to a chattering squeeking sound -- "What was that?" The answer came wafting into our noses. I got up to check, and YES, there was a large Skunk in the back yard, foraging with the Deer. In the moonlight, it's tail looked as big as it's body. He/she sprayed in the driveway too. A light rain seemed to remove the bad scents by Sunday afternoon.

Footbarn's Celebration of Theatre: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
NEW! Spitfires of the Spaceways
Watch Dale Arden rescue Flash Gordon for a change!

Charity Alert: Make a resolution as Spring (slowly) approaches to click on The Hunger Site every day.

In The Community: I fixed a ton of leftover Website problems at the Hockaday last Saturday, and hoisted some bulky flipchart easels around town. Auction of Miniatures thumbnail pictures and a bid form on the Hockaday Museum of Art's Website! I'll be there all Tuesday hanging the Miniatures show, with a car full of equipment for FVCC's Honors Symposium at the Red Lion Hotel later that evening.

Flathead Valley Community College's 2007 Honors Symposium
Men and Women/Girls and Boys: Emerging Views on Gender

March 6 - Debra Miller, FVCC sociology instructor, will open the series with a presentation entitled, “Fractured Fairytales,”
March 12 - “Feminism 101,” by Brooke Barnett, director of the Department of Women’s Studies at the University of Montana—Missoula.
March 20 —“Biological Differences,” Dr. Steven Gaulin—Department of Biosocial Anthropology—University of California, Santa Barbara, 7 p.m., Red Lion Hotel;
March 23 and 24 —“Twelfth Night—Gender in the Shakespeare Theatre”—Brian Bechtold—Department of English and British Literature—Flathead Valley Community College, Free lecture from 6-6:30 p.m. followed by FVCC theatre department production of “Twelfth Night” at 7 p.m. Theatre tickets are sold on a first-come, first-serve basis and can be purchased by calling 756-3814. Lecture and theatre production will take place at FVCC, Learning Resource Center, room 123;
March 26 —“Understanding Native American Perspectives on Gender,” Dr. Kathryn Shanley—Native American Studies Program Chairman—University of Montana, Missoula, 7 p.m., Flathead Valley Community College, Learning Resource Center, room 123;
April 9 —“Is There a Boys Crisis in Education,” Dr. Holly Anderson—Department of Education—Boise State University, 7 p.m., Red Lion Hotel;
April 19 —“History of Gender Integration in the Military,” Dr. Lt. Col. Kevin Farrell— Department of History, United States Military Academy, West Point, 7 p.m., Red Lion Hotel.


Media Watch: Remember that History Channel film Exodus which I dissed a few months ago? James Cameron and that same silly bunch of film-making bullshitters are playing similar games with a 1st Century tomb from Palestine in which a family with the names of Joshua, Mary etc. were buried. Many tombs inscribed with the name of Joshua (Jesus) Bar-Joseph have been found over the years -- this scenario is neither new, nor will it change anybody's mind.
Speaking of the History Channel, I tuned in to their 2 hour Dark Ages special. It was glitzy in design, but very bare-bones in it's historical accuracy, and sometimes shakey. There was too much of a jump between Alaric (410 A.D.) and Clovis (490 A.D.), so they missed Gaiseric of the Vandals and Attila the Hun. There was plenty of time time to tell about General Belisarius when they were talking about Emperor Justinian and Emperess Theodora. They rightly mentioned that the Eastern Empire's reconquest of Italy ended up a curse rather than a blessing. They were stupid to say anything about the fictional DaVinci Code while mentioning France's Merovingian Dynasty.
The Catholic Church played many roles in the cultural disaster known as the Dark Ages. The filmakers chose monks like Bede in Britain and Benedict in Italy as the literate faces of that multi-faceted institution. Karl Der Gross got his proper alloted time as Charlemange -- both as bloodthirsty tyrant, converting pagans by the sword, and as patron of literacy. His grand-dad Charles Martel correctly deserved a place in history for his victory over Islamic invaders at Tours -- how the course of our history might have run otherwise is grist for an unending watermill of debate. The Vikings, my more or less direct ancestors, slowed European recovery down by centuries because of their vicious raiding.
I guess you have to set an ending point for the Dark Ages somewhere, and these filmmakers chose the Crusades. They had their reasons.
The way I look at it, I blame the long, sorry, series of bad fortune and misery on unchecked migrations of semi-nomadic populations -- the Germanic invaders, the Huns, the Islamic conquerers, the Vikings, et cetera, but migrations didn't cease with the Crusades!
It is my contention that Europe's continuting bad fortune ended by historical accidents -- like the Mongols sweeping out of Asia to upset the Islamic Empire, and The Great Khan dying as his troops were about to overrun Poland and link up with their army beseiging Vienna. They withdrew to select a new Khan, but didn't come back right away because they'd laid the Steppes to waste.
The Ottomans had several chances to conquer still-backward Christendom, but thanks to Tammerlane's interference in the 14th Century, and the eastward distractions of all-too-capable Sulieman the Great and Mohammed II in the 15th Century, Europe was able to make a Renaissance, and start inflicting it's own gunpowder-fueled Colonialism on the rest of the World.

Theater/Theatre: Howzzabout some Magpie Music/Dance?
March 13 Orgelpark (right off the Overtoom – Vondel Park)
Amsterdam Gerard Brandtstraat 26 / 20.15 (8:15 PM)

Dancers: Katie Duck, Makiko Ito, Eileen Standley; Musicians: Michael Moore (winds) Michael Vatcher (percussion) with Willem Tanke (organ)
For information and reservations go to: www.orgelpark.nl


Katie Duck gettin' DOWN with the Bass during a Magpie performance.
Watch the whole VIDEO by Alex Fischer on Justin Morrison's Site.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Zero degrees Fahrenheit! March officially came in like a lion -- %$#@! I hope it won't be lyin' when it's supposed to go out like a lamb. I talked with Montana Fish and Wildlife yesterday about who is supposed to remove those Deer carcasses next to Buckboard Lane. The Magpies like having them there, but nobody else does.
Spin-offs, wrecks, and snowslides in the local area yesterday -- nobody died, but vehicles can kill people as well as animals.

Footbarn's Celebration of Theatre: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
NEW! Spitfires of the Spaceways
Watch Dale Arden rescue Flash Gordon for a change!

Charity Alert: Make a resolution as Spring (slowly) approaches to click on The Hunger Site every day.

In The Community: I did a presentation about Footsbarn 35 to our Theater 101 class on Wednesday -- Microsoft Vista caused some problems, but we overcame them. My main point was: Theater goes on all over the globe, it is a vital component of human culture in every country. Everyone hears about Broadway, Las Vegas, or even the West End of London, but it happens everywhere else too.
Auction of Miniatures thumbnail pictures and a bid form on the Hockaday Museum of Art's Website!

Media Watch: Tony Dovolani and Elena Grinenko came in second place (again) on PBS' America's Ballroom Challenge. The winners were Jonathan Wilkins and Katusha Demidova. The latter couple also did the best dances on that particular program, with the best music. Tony's celebrity dance partner, Stacy Kiebler, was recently on an episode of the George Lopez sitcom too. Getting out of the sleazy world of pro wrestling will be good for her.

Theatre/Theater: Katie is going to Milan, Italy later this month!

Festival exPULSI Milano
Fondazione Mudima via Tadino 26 -- entrance free
March 9 19:00 performance
Katie Duck – dance Thomas Lehn – music (analogue synthesizer)
March 10 15:20 Workshop Katie Duck
Spazio USI – Milano Viale Bligny 22 Milano / 40 euro


The Completely Fictitious Adventures of Katie Duck
Katie is shown scaling the heights of Milan Cathedral, for a meet and greet with local gargoyles.
Digitized collage from images by Justin Morrison and others.
Check out Justin's excellent Website!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Shallow snowfalls all week -- Bald Eagles on the lake, and Whitetail Deer trying to make it through the winter. We are going to rig a little gate on the back stairs -- a skunk came up on the deck the other night.

Footbarn's Celebration of Theatre: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
NEW! Spitfires of the Spaceways
Watch Dale Arden rescue Flash Gordon for a change!

Charity Alert: Make a resolution as Spring approaches to click on The Hunger Site every day.

In The Community: Auction of Miniatures pictures and a bid form on the Hockaday Museum of Art's Website!

Media Watch: We rented the movie version of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera -- it was over two hours long, but still had more good scenes than ridiculous ones. I was amazed at how much they used from Gaston LeRoux's cheesy pre-WWI novel. They went their own way at times, but the original plot was so lame that it didn't matter much. I wonder if anyone would really use LeRoux's convoluted and unhappy conclusion -- Webber's version got close, but he didn't allow the vile Phantom to win in the end.
I may be making too much out of that silly dawg-assed tale, but it expresses a dark resignation to ruthlessness and wealth triumphing over any resistance that youth, love, morality, or justice could muster against exploitation by those who are already powerful. LeRoux's Phantom was a shark-like predator who swam in a sea of rich backstage hustlers – similar to types who troll the dressing rooms of young entertainers today. The "Opera Ghost" is a "Stagedoor Johnny," a particularly ugly and murderous one, but a classic "Sugar Daddy" nevertheless.
I enjoy the songs in Webber's musical, but prefer the singing on the French soundtrack from this DVD. I still think Michael Crawford would have been perfect in the movie version of this role -- the Phantom wasn't supposed to be young. Minnie Driver's clownish portrayal of Carlotta the operatic diva was OK too -- shrill notes included. (I'm glad they didn't offer THIS part to Sarah Brightman!) I’ll never know, but it looked like most of the money for this film went into sets and production. It WAS a creature-feature, despite romantic protests to the contrary!



Jessica Harper played a meek Christine Daae clone in Phantom of the Paradise (1974), Brian De Palma's Rock N' Roll adaptation of LeRoux's gothic novel. Jessica is saving her OWN life as a much more proactive lady-in-distress at the climax of Dario Argento's Suspiria.
Just for fun, check out:
Sarah Brightman's Phantom Medley on YouTube!