Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Neighborhood Deer are still eating green in the twilight. There was a cold wind out of the North all week, but the grass is still growing fine.

Sitemeter Sez: Long Beach, California; Bellevue, Washington; Montreal, Quebec; Amarillo, Texas; Petaling Jaya, Malaysia; Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin; Sana, Yemen; Paris, Ile-de-France; Fort Sill, Oklahoma; Okinawa, Japan; Albany Creek, Australia; Saint Louis, Missouri; Baltimore, Maryland; Brighton, England (again) and Louth, Ireland.

MUCH more history at: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
MORE UPDATES! Outre Space Cinema -- Featuring: 1930's Rocketry, Spitfires of the Spaceways and especially Cellulose to Celluloid, Even more Flash Gordon comparisons from the Saturday Matinees and Sunday Comics.





Many thanks to Jim Keefe (Visit his Website) -- the LAST Flash Gordon illustrator of the 20th Century, and Flash's FIRST illustrator of the 21st, for including my efforts on his Flash Gordon Resources Page -- along with actual creators like Alex Raymond, Al Williamson, and others!

Charity Alert: Play the FreeRice Game -- improve your vocabulary, and donate food to the United Nations. Check into Terra Sigilata blog -- donate $$$ to cancer patients just by clicking onto the site. Keep that Resolution to click on The Hunger Site every day. BTW -- AIDtoCHILDREN.com is a bit simpler than FreeRice Game.

In The Community: Montana On The Move and New Artists have their joint reception tomorrow. The Auction of Miniatures is up NOW at the Hockaday Museum of Art -- get over there and bid!
Dan Fagre's show will come down for awhile, but will go up again in May -- it is about the vanishing glaciers of Glacier National Park, and is a true labor of love by Fagre and other scientists from the USGS. Here's another website comparing glacier photos from the early 20th Century and recent decades.

A Week of Mondays at the college in the wake of Spring Break. I edited that video advertising our Earth Day celebrations, though.

Media Watch: Trash A Go Go dropped the lousy dance-off idea again -- hopefully forever. Derek and Kim did the re-do. Cheryl and Gilles were still the best, although the ^%$#@! judges graded them down on a higher standard -- the latter couple were SUPERB again last Monday. I always speak well of Carmen Elektra -- she's funny, and entertaining, and choreographed a pleasant neo-burlesque number which outdid many a piece by more prestigious practitioners. Steve-O is gone, and Lawrence Taylor can't be far behind.

Theater X-Net has quite a lot of new material!

Another piece of artwork from Spring 1973 in my studio on 1st South, near the University of Utah. Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon was brand-new. I had David Bowie's Hunky Dory (Ch-Ch-Changes) on an 8 track tape in my Volkswagen. Model Mary (above) was in the Dance Department, and so was my friendly neighbor Lisa Katz. Soon, both me and my camera would be there too, pioneering portable video.

Speaking of Dance, I am going to visit my friend, choreographer / dancer Katie Duck this weekend in Seattle -- it's the closest we've been in proximity for almost 30 years. We first met while I was renting the 1st South Studio (above). I'll also spend time shooting video with stilt-walker/trick-roper Karen Quest, who is working the Puyallup Spring Fair.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The neighborhood Deer are still eating in the twilight. Spring finally showed her face around here, and we've had pleasant weather all week. Migrating birds are able to set down in the slough now that the ice is gone.

Sitemeter Sez: Visitors from Singapore; Baltimore, Maryland; Winter Park, Florida; Newbury, West Berkshire; Sofia, Bulgaria; Batley, up in Yorkshire UK; Croydon, UK; Monroe, Michigan; New York City, New York; Albertson, New York; Billingham, a village near York, UK; Salt Lake City, Utah; Bellevue, Washington; Montreal, Quebec; Amarillo, Texas; Montreal, Quebec; Petaling Jaya, Malaysia; Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin; Sana, Yemen; Paris, Ile-de-France; Fort Sill, Oklahoma; Okinawa, Japan; Albany Creek, Australia; Saint Louis, Missouri; Baltimore, Maryland; Brighton, UK (return visitor), and Simi Valley, California. (Lotsa people looking at Lady GaGa's hilarious hair-bow.)

Some more history at: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
MORE UPDATES! Outre Space Cinema -- Featuring: 1930's Rocketry, Spitfires of the Spaceways and especially Cellulose to Celluloid, Even more Flash Gordon comparisons from the Saturday Matinees and Sunday Comics.





Many thanks to Jim Keefe (Visit his Website) -- the LAST Flash Gordon illustrator of the 20th Century, and Flash's FIRST illustrator of the 21st, for including my efforts on his Flash Gordon Resources Page -- along with actual creators like Alex Raymond, Al Williamson, and others!

Charity Alert: Play the FreeRice Game -- improve your vocabulary, and donate food to the United Nations. Check into Terra Sigilata blog -- donate $$$ to cancer patients just by clicking onto the site. Keep that Resolution to click on The Hunger Site every day. BTW -- AIDtoCHILDREN.com is a bit simpler than FreeRice Game.

In The Community: The Auction of Miniatures is up NOW at the Hockaday Museum of Art -- get over there and bid! The school shows are still going up, and we'll have a public reception later this week. Dan Fagre's show will come down for awhile, but will go up again in May -- it is about the vanishing glaciers of Glacier National Park, and is a true labor of love by Fagre and other scientists from the USGS. Here's another website comparing glacier photos from the early 20th Century and recent decades.

We just had spring break at the college -- I hope that doesn't mean a week of Mondays coming when classes re-open. I have to edit a video advertising our Earth Day celebrations.

Media Watch: Trash A Go Go did their lousy dance-off idea again with their two worst couples, and a mediocre celeb left instead of the popular schlub. Cheryl and Gilles still have the inside track -- the latter was SUPERB last Monday, losing himself in their dance.

Wreak-ard Wagner's High Camp, uh, High Culture opera Die Walkurie is on the radio as I write -- Act One, featuring the incestuous lovers, is mostly a romantic duet. (I joke around, but I actually LOVE this music!) I'm running off to do some errands, but I'll be listening to Ride of the Valkyries when it comes on the air!

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I'm devoting more time to my artistic biography, and working on the critical period when the SLC Mime Troupe were doing their first shows. Here's a drawing of mine from when I was 23 years old:

Like Wagner, I was guilty of kitschy imagery too, but with none of his gravitas. This group of figures was meant for publication in Promethean Enterprises magazine, but they went out of business before it was finished. Modern Dance was obviously inspiring me. It's no surprise that I was involved in the scene soon afterwards.

Monday, April 06, 2009

OK, the weather lightened up -- Palm Sunday looked and felt like it should. There have been neighborhood Deer eating in the twilight now that the snow has melted off their range. I spent yesterday morning helping my next-door neighbor at Greendale Court burn the weed stubble off the banks of Dry Bridge Slough below our houses.

Thanks again to everyone who came by for Ada Lovelace Day. The most fun thing was when one of my dedicatees read it, and wrote a comment. Scroll down three posts to read my essay.

Sitemeter Sez: Visitors from Columbia Falls, Montana; Geneva, Ohio; The Dominican Republic; Oakland, California; Laval, Quebec; Middelburg, Holland; Worcester, UK; Lawrence, Massachusetts; Berlin, Connecticut; Slidell, Louisiana; East Greenwich, Rhode Island; Wyandanch, New York; Zagreb, Croatia; Somewhere in Morocco; East Berlin, Pennsylvania; Virginia Beach, Virginia; Toronto, Ontario; Greenwich, Connecticut; San Cristbal, Venezuela; Camden, South Carolina; San Francisco, California; Brooklyn, New York; Grand Blanc, Michigan; North Salt Lake, Utah; Brighton, UK (The famous seaside resort town); Hyde Park, New York; Norfolk, Virginia; Norwalk, California; Montreal, Quebec; Louth, Ireland; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Chicago, Illinois; Oradell, New Jersey; Beaconsfield, Quebec; Sainte-Thrse, Quebec; Grenoble, France; Hamburg, Germany; Kamas, Utah; Hartford, Connecticut; Montreal, Quebec; Neu Wulmstorf, Germany; Sacramento, California; Charleston, South Carolina, and Saint-Sauveur-des-Monts, Quebec.

Some more history at: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
MORE UPDATES! Outre Space Cinema -- Featuring: 1930's Rocketry, Spitfires of the Spaceways and especially Cellulose to Celluloid, Even more Flash Gordon comparisons from the Saturday Matinees and Sunday Comics.





Many thanks to Jim Keefe (Visit his Website) -- the LAST Flash Gordon illustrator of the 20th Century, and Flash's FIRST illustrator of the 21st, for including my efforts on his Flash Gordon Resources Page -- along with actual creators like Alex Raymond, Al Williamson, and others!

Charity Alert: Play the FreeRice Game -- improve your vocabulary, and donate food to the United Nations. Check into Terra Sigilata blog -- donate $$$ to cancer patients just by clicking onto the site. Keep that Resolution to click on The Hunger Site every day. BTW -- AIDtoCHILDREN.com is a bit simpler than FreeRice Game.

In The Community: Dan Fagre's show will come down for awhile, but will go up again in May at the Hockaday Museum of Art -- it is about the vanishing glaciers of Glacier National Park, and is a true labor of love by Fagre and other scientists from the USGS. Here's another website comparing glacier photos from the early 20th Century and recent decades. The Auction of Miniatures is up NOW -- get over there and bid -- the school shows are going up this week.

The FVCC Honors Symposium featured China Today by Eric Pei, our Fulbright Scholar-in-Residence / Visiting Professor from Liaoning University, Shenyang, China. Eric's speech was based on aspects of living in China -- both before 1979, and after the rise of pragmatic Deng Xiaoping, where things improved significantly for the average citizen.

Media Watch: Trash A Go Go has gone back to the the lousy idea of dance-off between their two worst couples -- too bad. The music is quite good, and much more varied than in other seasons. Cheryl and Gilles still seem to have the inside track.

Sublime & Ridiculous

Hedwig and the Angry Inch again by John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig), with music and lyrics by Stephen Trask. I've learned a little more about it since I first raved about the film on this blog a few years back -- it is still Rock and Roll at its most expressive, with heartbreaking humor and metaphorical truth echoing throughout the whole thing.

The Dark Knight (2008) written and directed by Christopher Nolan from the various interpretations of Batman over the last generation. Frank Miller's Dark Knight re-created that old superhero during the 80's, and many people were inspired by the metamorphosis. Three lines up from the bottom of the credits is a welcome acknowledgement of Jerry Robinson, who turned the amateur work of teenagers Bob Kane and Bill Finger into a professional production, and helped create a cultural icon.
The late Heath Ledger dominated the whole movie with his portrayal of The Joker as a demented super-sociopath, and deserved his postumous Academy Award. Unfortunately, there wasn't much in this movie for Ledger to dominate. Harvey (Two Face) Dent was woven in as a sub-plot. Nolan spent a lot of money on special effects and actors, but his dialog was outright awful most of the time and the plot was dull and interminable and unfocused and capricious and distracted and didn't make sense and had more holes than material and couldn't come to a point and lacked suspense and wasn't funny enough to punctuate the violence and cruelty and ran on like a poorly - constructed sentence, leaving the audience hanging in the air like Joker, or stranded on ferries in the East Gotham River. I'm afraid even a lowly comic book editor would have taken a razor knife to Nolan's writing, and maybe made a call to Frank Miller or even Jerry Robinson for help. I'll make a partial, but sincere, list of better comic book movies than this one: X-Men I, II, and III; Fantastic Four I and II; Iron Man; Spider Man I, II, and III; Superman Returns; Tank Girl; Daredevil; Tim Burton's Batman, and even Ang Lee's deeply-flawed Hulk.

Batman punches out The Joker in 1942 -- cover art by Fred Ray (layout) and Jerry Robinson. Image from http://www.comics.org

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Snowed like the Dickens all day yesterday. I had great expectations for Spring, and this crap's gotta stop.

Thanks to everyone who came by for Ada Lovelace Day last week. The most fun thing to happen was when one of my dedicatees read it, and wrote a comment. Just scroll down two posts to read my Ada-essay.

Sitemeter Sez: Visitors from Mars, Venus, Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Pluto and Eris couldn't make it. Arcturus and Aldebaran showed up though, along with some REAL BIG stars like Betelgeuse. Let's get Sirius -- APRIL FOOL!

Some more history at: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
MORE UPDATES! Outre Space Cinema -- Featuring: 1930's Rocketry, Spitfires of the Spaceways and especially Cellulose to Celluloid, Even more Flash Gordon comparisons from the Saturday Matinees and Sunday Comics.





Many thanks to Jim Keefe (Visit his Website) -- the LAST Flash Gordon illustrator of the 20th Century, and Flash's FIRST illustrator of the 21st, for including my efforts on his Flash Gordon Resources Page -- along with actual creators like Alex Raymond, Al Williamson, and others!

Charity Alert: Play the FreeRice Game -- improve your vocabulary, and donate food to the United Nations. Check into Terra Sigilata blog -- donate $$$ to cancer patients just by clicking onto the site. Keep that Resolution to click on The Hunger Site every day. BTW -- AIDtoCHILDREN.com is a bit simpler than FreeRice Game.

In The Community: Dan Fagre's show at the Hockaday Museum of Art about the vanishing glaciers of Glacier National Park is a true labor of love by himself and other scientists from the USGS. Here's another website comparing glacier photos from the early 20th Century and recent decades. The Auction of Miniatures is up NOW -- get over there and bid.

FVCC's Honors Symposium -- Next, and last, on April 2 — China Today presented by Eric Pei, FVCC Fulbright Scholar-in-Residence; Visiting Professor, Liaoning University, Shenyang, China.

Media Watch: Trash A Go Go musta listened to me and canned the closing Duel of the Schlubs riff for a bonus dance featuring winners of the previous night. Yep -- nobody wants to see the WORST you have, especially TWICE!
OK, my top four couples are Derrek & Kim, Cheryl & Gilles, Tony & Melissa, and Mark & Shawn. I've become a Cheryl Burke fan, but saying that, I could still stand seeing Tony Dovalani win it all for a change.
One of the two worst schlubs is remaining after their double-elimination -- Steve O is hurt and ready to leave, but there he is. Charming Steve Wozniak went off, thanks to the judges keeping their traps shut, and not provoking the audience to save him.
Model Holly Madison might have been inept as a dancer, but she honestly tried, and is on her way back to her 'reality' show, which is taped anyway. It is ironic that Playboy, which peddles FANTASY, sponsors anything to do with REALITY. I'll give Hugh Hefner credit for being a great editor in the 50's and 60's, but I haven't really been aware of his productions for twenty years or more.

Ms. Madison in evening wear, showing on the CRT display of an Apple II -- the machine which made Mr. Wozniak's fortune. It would have been impossible to see this picture in 1980 -- desktop computer graphics were very crude, and Holly was only a year old.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Cold winds from the mountains, and lots of snow falling above 1000 meters (3000 ft) -- this lion of a March is almost over and no lamb in sight. Thanks to everyone who came by for Ada Lovelace Day. The most fun thing to happen was when one of my dedicatees read it, and wrote a comment. Just scroll down one post to read my Ada-essay.

What's Going On NOW?

Swans, Canadian Geese, and migrating Ducks on Church Slough, between Somers and Kalispell, Montana on Sunday, March 29, 2009. Those are the Rocky Mountains and the Bob Marshall Wilderness looming behind through the falling snow.


Sitemeter Sez: Visitors from City of London, UK; Newquay, Cornwall, UK; Chicago, Illinois; Makati, Philippines; Laval, Quebec; Northampton, Massachusetts; Baytown, Texas; Wallingford, Connecticut; Mountain View, California; Millington, Michigan; Chicago, Illinois; Ottawa, Ontario; Whitefish, Montana; Stuhr, Germany; Evanston, Illinois; Rochester, New York; Dublin, Ireland; Raleigh, North Carolina; Franklin, Tennessee; Nashville, Tennessee; Franklin, Tennessee; Cambridge, Massachusetts; Eindhoven, Holland; Halifax, Nova Scotia; Helena, Montana; Spokane, Washington (HI KRIS!!); Maidenhead, UK; Louth, Ireland; Portland, Oregon; Cary, North Carolina; Sandy, Utah; Sunnyvale, California; Northbrook, Illinois; Houston, Texas; Stockholm, Sweden; Paris, France; Teckomatorp, Sweden; Roubaix, France; Grand Rapids, Minnesota and Frankfort, Kentucky.


Some more history at: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
MORE UPDATES! Outre Space Cinema -- Featuring: 1930's Rocketry, Spitfires of the Spaceways and especially Cellulose to Celluloid, Even more Flash Gordon comparisons from the Saturday Matinees and Sunday Comics.





Many thanks to Jim Keefe (Visit his Website) -- the LAST Flash Gordon illustrator of the 20th Century, and Flash's FIRST illustrator of the 21st, for including my efforts on his Flash Gordon Resources Page -- along with actual creators like Alex Raymond, Al Williamson, and others!

Charity Alert: Play the FreeRice Game -- improve your vocabulary, and donate food to the United Nations. Check into Terra Sigilata blog -- donate $$$ to cancer patients just by clicking onto the site. Keep that Resolution to click on The Hunger Site every day. BTW -- AIDtoCHILDREN.com is a bit simpler than FreeRice Game.

In The Community: Dan Fagre's show at the Hockaday Museum of Art about the vanishing glaciers of Glacier National Park is a true labor of love by himself and other scientists from the USGS. Here's another website comparing glacier photos from the early 20th Century and recent decades. The Auction of Miniatures is up NOW -- get over there and bid.

FVCC's Honors Symposium was Communist China — The Cultural Revolution presented by Major Kwok Chiu, United States Military Academy at West Point. He had a lot to talk about! The insanity that was Mao's Cultural Revolution could not be told without describing the Korean War, Stalin's death, and the horrors of 'The Great Leap Forward.'
Next, and last, on April 2 — “China Today” presented by Eric Pei, FVCC Fulbright Scholar-in-Residence; Visiting Professor, Liaoning University, Shenyang, China.

I also ran tech for ANOTHER home-buyers workshop, plus operated a 'food-cam' at the Chef's Table dinner, so that the diners could see the food being prepared from a long way back -- literally kept me on my toes through the whole meal, since the camera was set so high.

Media Watch: Silly -- Trash A Go Go pads their results show by making the WORST dancers dance again -- bad idea. Nobody wants a double-shot of Schlub. Let the good dancers do their bonus re-dance. It is fun, entertaining, and a nice reward for a job well-done.

Arthur Rackham's illustration of the Rhinemaidens circa 1910. Wagner wove many legends and tales together in his Ring libretto. I contend that one of Wagner's threads was the living saga of patron Mad King Ludwig, and all the castle-building which forced his dethronement. Wagner's version of amoral, petulant Wotan, and the bargains he made and broke while building Valhalla cost that King more than he wanted to pay too.

Magnificent -- Das Rheingold by Richard Wagner on the Met Opera broadcast. So fine! I listened to the whole thing, a long intertwining of lush melodies.
The big bass/baritone voice of Wotan was James Morris. My favorites were the Rhine Maidens -- Yvonne Naef, Jill Grove, and Kim Begley. The literally objectified goddess Freia was Wendy Bryn Harmer, and there were THREE villains, besides the double-dealing, imperious asshole-in-the-sky Wotan, of course, Alberich: Richard Paul Fink, Fasolt: Franz-Josef Selig, and ole dragon-breath himself Fafner, as sung by John Tomlinson.
What's next? Oooo! L'Elisir d'amore by Donzetti -- That's Elixer of Love, which makes a lot of trouble in the World of Opera. Here we go again, ultra-bombast at its bombastic best in Die Walküre, with its famous ride, so beloved by Robert Duvall. Siegfried after that, with that pesky Elixer of Love Potion Number Nine making all sorts of trouble, oh wait, nine is the number of Walküren. And the last of the Ring Cycle, Götterdämmerung! What more needs to be said?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Special: In Celebration of Ada Lovelace Day


Unnatural Cousins: Frankenstein, Computers, and Vampires

Dedicated to Kris (Biffle) Rudin and Dr. Linda Keiffer of the Computer Science Department at Eastern Washington University – also Rada, Deborah, Katrina, Angie, Katy, Anna, Ruami, et al at the same institution, with a special mention of computer artist Deena Des Rioux of New York City and Paris, France.

My concept is to wax rhapsodically about the many, sometimes oddball, relatives of Augusta Ada Byron (Countess of Lovelace), her likely half-sister Elizabeth Medora Leigh -- daughter of her father's half-sister Augusta Leigh, and her own half-sister Clara Allegra Byron, daughter of Claire Clairmont, step-sister in turn of Mary Shelley. Some of these relatives are not people, but they are well-known nevertheless.

Ada grew up a prisoner of the mores, morals, and double standards of the English Court. Her absent father Lord George Byron was internationally infamous for flouting every taboo of his class. The constant scandal was probably very hard on her mother Anne Isabella (Annabella) Milbanke, whose own cousin Caroline Lamb suffered repeated heartbreak at Byron's hands ("mad, bad, and dangerous to know") before the philandering rogue formally married Annabella.

Ada and her mother accepted Elizabeth Medora as a sister, but Augusta Allegra died in Italy during an epidemic when she was only five years old. Allegra’s step-aunt Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley had a terrible life, losing three of her four children, plus her beloved husband while they were young and exiled abroad -- but she accomplished much before dying at the age of 53. Mary was Lord Byron's trusted secretary and editor who made sure the mad peer's popular writings got to their publishers intact. She also spent a lifetime gathering the works of Percy Bysshe Shelley. We now enjoy the works of two of Romanticism's greatest poets because of her. Besides all that, she helped create a new literary genre by writing two of Science Fiction's first major novels -- The Last Man and Frankenstein.

Ada was certainly familiar with Frankenstein -- the stage play was a huge success throughout the world, and made the novel a perennial best-seller. This gothic tale of science gone wrong resonated in the early Industrial Revolution, and still does today.

Ada's lingering fame rests on her association with the brilliant scientist Charles Babbage -- she championed his causes after his old patron the Duke of Wellington left the scene. The fear of science and technology at the heart of Frankenstein might have played a part in frustrating Babbage's requests for governmental assistance. This fear may also explain some of the legends in Ada's own life, when an unhappy marriage, and an unwise affair, led to rumors of gambling conducted by mathematical witchcraft on her part. The reality was just plain sad -- she died of uterine cancer.

Mary Shelley's only surviving child bore the reputation of a man who distinctively lacked imagination -- perhaps caused by his nurturing at the mercy of an upper class who only grudgingly accepted him, and whose legacies included the Crimean War and Irish Famine.

Everlasting fame awaits the scholar who can prove a link between Swiss scientist Victor Frankenstein of Mary Wollstonecroft Shelley's gothic novel and German alchemist Konrad Dippel (1673 - 1734), who first manufactured Prussian Blue dye. He was also known as Der Frankensteiner, and would sometime add 'Frankensteinensis' to his signature because of his birth at Castle Frankenstein near Darmstadt, Germany. He had a career in Berlin which seemed to have made him some very persistent enemies, since he fled the Prussian capitol, and died a mysterious death on the Rhine.

I believe that Percy Shelley might have known about Der Frankensteiner due to his own enthusiasm for chemical experiments, and that this name might have been tossed about salons of like-minded persons, along with associated dark legends. There WAS an actual Frankenstein Curse -- the real family's firstborn sons died early during a couple of unlucky generations, creating inheritance problems -- but they produced no notorious alchemists, and relinquished ownership of their castle over a century before Der Frankensteiner lived there.

Mary maybe even heard the name Frankenstein at her father William Godwin's house. Dippel wrote controversial religious texts under the name of Christianus Democritus. Alchemists like Parcelcius had popular followings. Hell, Cagliostro's strange career was only a recent memory -- but maybe not. These speculations are my own, and completely unfounded.

So, these family trees combine together in hedgerows of illicit sex, Feminism, Free Thinking, Romantic Poetry, Science, and Gothic Fiction -- producing real live children, unmade machines, reanimated monsters, and more -- in a tangle worthy of the classical Greek Titans.

Our genealogy starts in the XX chromosomes of Great Britain’s upper classes during the second 100 year war with the French Empire. William ”Wicked Lord” Byron had a brother named “Foul Weather Jack” Byron who fathered “Mad Jack” Byron, who had two ‘legitimate’ children by two different women – daughter Augusta with Amelia Osborne, and son George with Catherine Gordon. Baronet Sir Timothy Shelly had a son named Percy Bysshe Shelley, who was bullied by his fellow gentry at Eton, and later expelled from Oxford as an intellectual misfit.

A commoner named William Godwin fathered a son named William Jr. with Mary Jane Vail Clairmont, but that youngster is not part of our story. Godwin was anything but common -- he was an author and iconoclastic thinker who also married feminist writer Mary Wollstonecroft. She’d previously borne a daughter to Gilbert Imlay, named Fanny, who grew up in Godwin’s intellectually-active household. Unfortunately, Wollstonecroft died ten days after she gave birth to Mary Godwin. When William later married Mary Jane, her daughter Claire Clairmont became young Mary’s sister, one of three girls living under Godwin’s unconventional roof.

We start the Romantic generation with Percy Shelly marrying Harriet Westbrooke and fathering Ianthe Shelley. He leaves her pregnant and runs off with young Mary Godwin. This couple has four children, but only Baronet Percy Florence Shelley lives to adulthood. Harriet commits suicide after giving birth to Charles Shelley, who survives the father who abandoned him, but dies from a lightning strike. Ianthe Shelly eventually marries Edward Esdaile, and has two children in relatively blessed obscurity.

All the heterosexual and homosexual affairs of George Gordon Lord Byron are beyond the scope of this article, but he is the ‘legitimate’ father of Augusta Ada Byron with Anne Isabella (Annabella) Milbanke. He is likely the father of Elizabeth Medora Leigh by his half-sister Augusta Byron Leigh, who also had several other children with Colonel George Leigh, her husband and cousin. He first enters the orbit of Percy Shelly when he has a very one-sided affair with Claire Clairmont, and fathers Augusta Allegra Byron in the course of human events.

1816, “the year without a summer,” sees Mary and Percy Shelley sharing Villa Diodati on Lake Geneva with the exiled Byron, Claire Clairmont, and Dr. John Polidori. Among Percy’s ongoing projects is an epic poem called Prometheus Unbound. Tragedy strikes the young family when Fanny Imlay commits suicide and Mary’s first child dies. During one long storm, Lord Byron says “We shall all write a ghost story.”

In the wake of that particular Dark And Stormy Night, Mary publishes her most famous novel Frankenstein, or the New Prometheus in 1819. During that same year, Dr. Polidori publishes The Vampyre, featuring a socially attractive monster named Lord Ruthven – whose name was previously used by Byron’s ex-lover Lady Caroline Lamb in Glenarvon, a gothic novel based on his Lordship’s brutal affair with Lamb.

Ada Byron supports Medora Leigh through torrid love affairs with Henry Trevanion, with whom Medora conceives a daughter named Marie Violette; an un-named Frenchman (Medora WAS a French Lieutenant’s Woman); and said officer’s servant Jean-Louis Taillefer, whom she marries. Together they leave England to raise Marie and their son Elie Taillefer. Neither Ada nor Medora ever meet unfortunate Augusta Allegra.

Ada married William King, Count of Lovelace. Byron’s lordship and title had passed to a male cousin. She had two boys and a girl before her early death, but her most famous issue was the result of her intellectual relationship with Charles Babbage. While translating an Italian treatise on mechanical computation, she speculated how mathematical research could be accomplished with the aid of Babbage’s wonderful Difference Engine, if only it was funded and built. She demonstrated her point by outlining a strategy for investigating Bernoulli numbers – so before there was an actual machine called a computer in existence, there was a computer program, thanks to Ada Lovelace.

As a mathematician in service to Science, Ada’s visions became tangible in the mid-twentieth century. As a novelist, virtual relative Mary Shelley’s writing was more about real human fears re-symbolized in Gothic Literature, rather than physical reality itself. The untamed currents of human emotions were the raw material for her very important work collecting and editing Percy Bysshe Shelly and Lord George Byron in the field of Romantic Poetry. Mary’s labors have endured, and inspired all classes of humanity for two hundred years. Modern society thrives on computational innovations based on the works of Babbage and Lovelace.

Intellectual cousins within the Byron/Shelly family trees include not only Computers and Frankenstein, (arguably the first Science Fiction novel) but Mary Wollstonecroft Shelley’s amazing The Last Man as well, where civilization collapses due to a worldwide plague.

The inhuman computing machine, attended by myopic masters and servants, became a Titanic archetype in its own right, and was often grafted onto the Frankenstein mythos of creations turning on their creators, like HAL in Stanley Kubrick’s Space Odyssey, or representing deadly societal flaws from the template of The Last Man, like E.M. Forster’s The Machine Stops. Science Fiction adopted computers generations before Turing or Von Neumann ever built one. The literary idea of Mechanical Men was spawned by this conceptual family. Karel Kapek created Robots, and Isaac Asimov gave them positronic brains.

Sex always has consequences, even without children, and especially when embittered lovers write books. Byron’s dark personality lives on as a gothic villain, or fatally compelling vampire –- running parallel with the none-too-moral “Byronic Hero.” These further literary cousins haunt dozens of stories and books, not to mention popular media. Frankenstein’s monster and the aristocratic vampire were not only conceived under the roof of Villa Diodati in the haunted summer of 1816, but each had a unique relationship to Death, expressing a mortal yearning to cheat our common fate.

The Computer as Vampire has yet to show up in popular entertainment, but how many hours out of your life have been recently drained in Cyberspace?