Friday, March 07, 2008

Gray and cold. Yesterday was sunny and cold.

Sitemeter Sez: Burnaby, B.C. (Canada); North Liberty, Iowa; Amsterdam, Holland; San Francisco, California (reading one of my best posts), and American Fork, Utah (another curious reader about Punk Rock and KRCL-FM in Salt Lake about 25 years ago.

ROCK against Reaganomics at: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
NEW --Launching NOW! Outre Space Cinema -- Featuring: 1930's Rocketry, Spitfires of the Spaceways and Cellulose to Celluloid, Flash Gordon in the Saturday Matinees and Sunday Comics -- UPDATED!





Thanks to Jim Keefe (Visit his Website) -- the LAST Flash Gordon illustrator of the 20th Century, and Flash's first illustrator of the 21st, for his recommendations -- HERE!

Charity Alert: Keep that Resolution to click on The Hunger Site every day. Also check into Terra Sigilata blog -- donate $$$ to cancer patients just by clicking onto the site.

Media Watch: America's Best Dance Crew is down to four groups now. It has the same structural weaknesses of any competition show, but has been better than most so far. Buckethead clones The JabbaWockeeZ are doing very well. BreakSk8 continue to amaze me with their wheeling and dancing. Kabba Modern are young, athletic, talented, and witty. Status Quo are from the streets of Boston, and are AUTHENTIC in every way, plus fearless stunt-dancers. The weakness of this competition format is that all four of these groups deserve recognition and respect for what is unique in each of their acts. Nobody on that stage is a loser. BTW -- I thought using songs from Quincy Jones/Michael Jackson's Thriller suppressed the creativity of the groups. The more the songs were mixed-up, the better I liked the dancing.

A stray reader from Iowa took the trouble to place a comment on my blog claiming I had a "very foul mouth." Well, I say do say "fuck" sometimes, and coin phrases like "DE fuckin' grading" when I want to emphasize something. So does Neil Simon, and so do unnumbered other male and female writers. I have a very broad vocabulary, and do not wallow in gutter-talk by any means. When speaking of music, FUNK is a perfectly respectable word.
I will admit to being VERY dismissive of the TV show Your Mama Don't Dance, and hostile to it's concept. I'll acknowledge Iowa's vague, unhelpful, anonymous comment by expaining my perspective on what I saw. What made me angry was the fact that young professional dancers want to WORK, and they will do most ANYTHING to utilize their training. The show in question auditioned these vulnerable people and sprung their parents on them as surprise partners after the fact. Every one of the parents I saw were frankly inept, and their families' personal problems were none of the audience's business. What might have been good-natured fun for a few moments was agony to watch as onstage presentations -- the professionals were held down, the non-pros looked like they were suffering, and the judges looked pained to say anything about situations that didn't warrant judgement of any kind. I know it was the contestants' choice to be there, but it was humiliating for all concerned. I will never watch that show again, and offer no apologies for being appalled to the point of profanity.

Buckethead PRECEEDED Jabberwocky / Jabberwockies / JabbaWockeeZ


(Click to enlarge image.)
JabbaWockeeZ works as a unit, and the white masks help unify their pieces. Ace guitarist Brian Buckethead Carrol has used his white mask and isolation movements as visual gimmicks for almost twenty years. Here he is multiplied many times, ala' JabbaWockeeZ, playing in the band Praxis with Bill Lasiwell, my friend Bernie Worrell, and P-Funk All-Star Lily Haydn on violin.
Digital reinterpretation of images derived from photos by D. Oppenheimer and others.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

March's lamb is hiding from the lions -- we've had snow and cold since the weekend.

Sitemeter Sez: Louth, Ireland (Email me, Eavan!); Brockville, Canada; Portland, Oregon; Somewhere, France; Azalea, Oregon; Sao Paulo, Brazil; Issoire, France (near Footsbarn); Missoula, Montana; San Jose, California; Amsterdam, Holland; Salem, Missouri; Niagara Falls, Canada; Canyon, California and ???? United Kingdom.

ROCK against Reaganomics at: Theater X-Net




Starring: Ida Rubinstein Belle Epoch Russian/Parisian beauty.
Ida's Places in Paris -- from my first jet-lagged day by the Seine.
Read more about Ida in Sisters of Salome by Toni Bentley




Visit: Michael's Montana Web Archive
Theater, Art, Flash Gordon, Funky Music and MORE!
NEW --Launching NOW! Outre Space Cinema -- Featuring: 1930's Rocketry, Spitfires of the Spaceways and Cellulose to Celluloid, Flash Gordon in the Saturday Matinees and Sunday Comics -- UPDATED!





Thanks to Jim Keefe (Visit his Website) -- the LAST Flash Gordon illustrator of the 20th Century, and Flash's first illustrator of the 21st, for his recommendations -- HERE!

Charity Alert: Keep that Resolution to click on The Hunger Site every day. Also check into Terra Sigilata blog -- donate $$$ to cancer patients just by clicking onto the site.

Media Watch: Yomama Don't Dance -- another dance elimination contest show, hosted by Trash A Go Go loser Ian Whatisname (Who was slagged by those judges for seeming to be unable to 'show enthusiasm' for dancing with double-champ Cheryl Burke). Bob Fosse stalwart Ben Vereen is on the panel, and half of each team are professionals to some degree. The trouble is, the pros are dancing with their PARENTS -- DE fuckin' grading!
Electioneering and the coverage thereof is intense -- rank propaganda dominated discourse this last week, which meant poor judgement on many fronts. Sen. Clinton's campaign assigned their camp-followers from the national press to a men's room in Austin, Texas. The toilet-humor jokes about that incident were predictable, but funny.

Let's get FUNKY our own selves!

George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars are essentially going around the world on a short tour:

03/06/2008 08:00 PM - B 1 Maximum, Moscow (Not QUITE following Lady Kier)

03/08/2008 08:00 PM - Java Jazz, Jakarta,

03/10/2008 08:00 PM - Singapore Jazz Festival, Singapore

03/15/2008 08:00 PM - Sunburst KL MUSIC Festial, Kulua Lumpur

Back in the USA -- 04/05/2008 08:00 PM - Swamp Thing and Crawfish Fest, Austin, TX


"Uncle Jam" clownin' it up during Fleet Week last year.
Uncle Jam's a righteous kinda leader -- just demanding funk n' groove from 'ya!