Saturday, December 10, 2005

Wildlife: A new visitor -- a larger-than-ordinary Bald Eagle caught a fish about 9:30 this morning out of the lake.

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Weather: There was a lot of cold mist and fog banks underneath a blue sky while the temperature stayed around 15 degrees (F) during the day and even the night.

Charity Alert: Click on The Hunger Site to feel warmer.

In The Community: The Hockaday Museum is going to do some student outreach days this winter -- especially reaching out to Flathead Valley Community College students. There is a Flathead Valley Educators exhibit starting next month, so we'll build on that.
Speaking of which, it's ironically funny hearing lame excuses about deadlines from adult teachers who have to hear those same lame excuses from adolescent students.
That Christmas party for the college employees was videotaped (not by me). I will be burning over a dozen DVDs of it before I'm done. We are even streaming the dam' silly thing over our (secure) network. While there are warm feelings going on, we're going to recruit for NEXT year's party.

Media Watch: Ice skating on TV -- ice skating on the lake too, but not as masterful.
We watched The Giant Gila Monster, and Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla last night. If you like 50's cars, the former is right up your alley, uh -- drag-strip. The latter is a shameful waste of film promoting an inept pair of Martin & Lewis imitators.

Movie Review, with Cool Car Pics!
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(Cross-posted on DailyKos.com) I shouldn't have let the following get me down so badly, but it did -- the local newspaper published a letter to the editor today, purportedly written by an eleven year old. The kid was whining about Christmas being threatened, and pleading to not have his or her Christmas taken away. There's no way of knowing if it was from a real child with those concerns, but I am absolutely certain the letter resulted from the phony "War on Christmas" hysteria promulgated by the American Taliban -- the only campaign about our traditional Holiday Season that even exists is by them. There is no other.
(I do not choose to say the names of Fox's biggest blowhard, or the (Im)Moral Majority's former spokesmouth.)
What saddens me is "Happy Holidays," or Merry Christmas" are now given and taken as offensive statements for the first time in my life. There is a lesson here in the power of propaganda, but it is ugly. This unnecessary rage and unprovoked defensiveness during a time of year when people want to be happy is part of a deliberate public campaign. I can't understand why someone would want to inflict these bad feeling on their neighbors, but they have.
It is as if they've chosen to pour kerosene in the public water supply, so that everybody has to share a vile taste in their mouths and suffer digestive problems -- for no other reason than they wanted to exercise their power to make them feel that way. The answer would be to take that kind of power from such mean-spirited vandals with legal action.
As far as public media goes, such stomach-turning manipulators should lose their credibility immediately, but the public happens to believe in free speech first, and are slow to take sanctions against the worst abusers of this privilege. I would prefer to hear them laughed off of TV and radio, but nobody's laughing.
I now propose everyone say "Happy Holidays," "Merry Christmas," Happy New Year," and every good thing we can think of to every stranger and acquaintance we meet -- I hope every single holiday YOU have will be happy!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Wildlife: How did those three deer get into my boss' garden? Either an open gate, broken fence, or they leapt over six-plus feet of wire -- none of which are good news.

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Weather: Temperatures in the teens and twenties today. The overcast sky is a little depressing, but the newly-gravelled roads are a somewhat safer.

Charity Alert: Take a longer walk after clicking on The Hunger Site today!

Media Watch: Lotsa John Lennon on radio and TV yesterday, but I said my piece about him already. Fox Movie Channel surprised me by showing Porky's in primetime last night. In fact, I saw Kim Cattrall in her famous early movie role as the clownish "Lassie" while I was clicking through. I can put up with vulgarity if it is part of a funny script or scene, but vulgarity isn't necessarily funny on it's own, as this movie painfully demonstrates. Revenge of the Nerds followed, and the same observation applies to it.
It is funny that one arm of the Fox media octopus shills for the humorless American Taliban while another arm pimps these Jr. High School smirk-fests.
Ironically, there were two John Waters movies on another network -- Cecil B. Demented and the brilliant Polyester. Vulgarity is only ONE of Waters' many tools in filmmaking -- he mostly trades in wit and satire.
Strangely enough, Beavis and Butthead was recycling on MTV2 -- new videos interspersed with decade-old cartoon clips. I hope Thursday isn't supposed to be "Vulgar Night" on satellite TV.


Kim Catrall in City Limits (1985), as mocked on Mystery Science Theater 3000 in Season 4 (1992-93). Joel (silhouette center) is preserving what little there is of Ms. Cattrell's modesty with a convenient umbrella. Crow T. Robot (R) and Tom Servo (L) help with the wisecracks. Kim Cattrall actually visited their studios near Minneapolis to congratulate them on the witty way they took that movie down, and how Crow T. Robot "fell in love with her" in the framing sequence. The MST 3K crew rarely had to face the objects of their derision, and I bet it made them squirm a little when she was so nice to them. (They tell this story in their book.)

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Wildlife: The two large Bald Eagles were cavorting around the small ice-free spot on Middle Foy's Lake after sunset in the deep blue fading light.

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Weather: The arctic blast is ending here in Northwestern Montana. It flirted with 0 degrees (F) today, but never got quite that low. It looks like we'll have temperatures in the teens and twenties for awhile.

Charity Alert: Take a short walk after clicking on The Hunger Site!

Media Watch: John Lennon was remembered on TV and Radio today. You could tell the ones who really cared about Lennon by whether they mentioned the name of his murderer -- the guy who tried to steal fame twenty-five years ago by killing a man who had earned it. You'll never hear or read his name from me.
MY favorite John Lennon record, outside of the Beatles, was a very abstract Phil Spector production with this chorus:
Power to the people!
Power to the people!
Power to the people!
Power to the people ... Right On!

My favorite Beatles records are Dizzy Miss Lizzy, Slow Down, and Bad Boy by Larry Williams, a now-obscure New Orleans singer and songwriter, who hit it big just once with Boney Maroney. They are all sung by John Lennon.
I am also very fond of Lennon's plaintive Ticket to Ride among his many fine Beatles originals.
Let's talk about people who still live exciting lives:
YES -- Yoko Ono: A website by the Japan Society, outlining her very original artistic career. I highly recommend her book Grapefruit, first published in 1964. Here's a few excerpts:

PAINTING TO HAMMER A NAIL
Hammer a nail in the center of a piece of glass.
Send each fragment to an arbitrary address.
1962 Spring

PAINTING TO EXIST ONLY WHEN IT'S COPIED OR PHOTOGRAPHED
Let People copy or photograph your Paintings.
Destroy the originals.
1964 Spring

CLOUD PIECE
Imagine the clouds dripping.
Dig a hole in your garden to put them in.
1963 Spring

TRAVEL PIECE
Make a key.
Find a lock that fits.
If you find it, burn the house that is attached to it.
1963 Spring

ANIMAL PIECE
Take one mannerism from one kind of animal and make it yours for a week.
Take another mannerism from another kind of animal and make it yours without dropping the previously acquired mannerism.
Go on increasing mannerisms by taking them from different kinds of animals.
1963 Summer

I don't think we need a picture today -- Thanks Yoko!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Wildlife: A huge Rough Legged Hawk was precariously perched on the top if a skinny spruce tree on Lakeshore Drive yesterday.

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Weather: Arctic blast -- it is 1 degree (F) right now, but the sky is steel gray. I wonder if it will snow? (Update: 11:30 AM -- it's snowing.)

Charity Alert: Outside it's FREEZING, inside you can click on: The Hunger Site.

Media Watch: It's December 7th today. There are articles throughout the Media about the Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor and it's aftermath. Tora, Tora, Tora was on TCM the other night -- it isn't the greatest movie ever made, but it's good -- especially for a war film, in that it's mostly about people who are part of extraordinary events as actors and reactors.
I was born eight years afterward, and grew up with WWII defining my times for good and bad -- it was the nuclear trigger for the "Baby Boom" for one thing. (I think my parents likely would have met anyway, since they both lived in Salt Lake City.)
That damn war was probably inevitable, given the circumstances after WWI, but I think that a worldwide determination NOT to succumb to "The Inevitable" gained some strength and power after 1945, despite some serious setbacks. We may yet see our way through these terribly irrational times of today without "The Worst" happening to us all.


About 25 years ago I saw an art show by a woman whose family was driven from their home on the West Coast and imprisoned in a Utah concentration camp during WWII because they were of Japanese descent. I don't remember her name, but one of her images quoted an Utamaro print with the All-American silhoutte of Superman perceptible through the canvas of a wall tent -- as a prison guard rather than a protector. The camps were mostly populated by women, children, and the elderly, because Japanese-American men of draftable age were sent off to fight the Nazis in Europe.
This unknown Utamaro (above) with Siegal & Shuster's Superman defacing the corner cartouche envokes her memory.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Wildlife: The eagles caught a fish -- swooped on in and hauled it out of the aereation pond yesterday.

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Weather: Arctic blast -- it was 0 degrees (F) this morning, and the sunshine is bright, but COLD.

Charity Alert: Stay inside some more and let The Hunger Site do your charitable work out there.

Media Watch: I've been researching old television shows for a Web project about the 50's -- seen from a kid's-eye view. It's remarkable how advertising drove the popular media, and still does. What's more remarkable is how the extreme numbers of people who made up the TV audience turned a low-grade derivative medium into America's "King of Culture." Today's Pop Culture phenomenon began with Radio's success a generation before, which owed a lot to live "vaudville" theater and it's international inventory of experienced entertainers who sharpened their skills in front of thousands of paying customers a month. That's just the SHORT version of the story -- any big river has many feeding streams, and I didn't mention movies or literature -- yet.


George Reeves as Superman,
changing to Clark Kent and back.

Superman was: Inspired by Philip Wylie's pulp Science Fiction novel Gladiator in 1930; Created by teenagers Jerry Siegal and Joe Shuster in Ohio; Sold to National Periodical Publications in New York who had been re-packaging newspaper comics, but needed original material for their new "comic books." His success in 1938 was the backbone of this upstart medium; He was re-interpreted on radio, in the newspapers, and in a series of animated cartoons by Fleischer Studios; Cowboy actor Kirk Allyn played him in a black and white chapter-serial, with stunts by Fleischer-style cartoons; National's editor Whitney Ellsworth moved to Los Angeles, overseeing a full-length movie, plus the enduring TV series -- both starring George Reeves who died as the 50's ended.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Wildlife: Raccoons on the back deck again -- clearing the snow off the box feeder for me, to an accompanying cat-chorus from behind the sliding glass door.

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Weather: Full-blown blizzard Monday morning. Gotta transfer that follow-spot in this muck.

Charity Alert: Stay inside and let The Hunger Site do all your charitable work for you today.

Media Watch: NFL Football -- Every game I watched was like a college match, with one team dominating the other. There were moments when the losing team got close, but too few to be much fun. I like Tony Dungey, coach of the Indianapolis Colts, and I'm glad he's won 12 games in a row this season. Pre-game madness concentrated on playoff possibilities, which was interesting, since some teams with winning records may not make it. MAD-TV's Frank impersonated Andy Rooney, and drew some laughs. CBS started out with German supermodel Gisele Bundchen introducing the NFL Today show, interspersed with lots of tittilating lingerie runway shots from the Victoria's Secrets TV special. Their competition at Fox, Jillian Barbarie, was minorly funny, but she was dressed prettily for the occasion in a light skirt and a heavily brocaded bustier which showed almost all of her anatomy from the ribcage on up.
Guess what? PBS is showing the Cream reunion concert on Great Performances -- the order of songs is different from the DVD, and the mix seems more centered on the drums, which I always liked the best anyway.
Ellen DeGeneres did her much-ballyhooed show from New York at Lincoln Center -- overlooking Columbus Circle through a huge curving window. Except that it was in NYC, there wasn't all that much to ballyhoo about -- lots of taped Ellen-in-the-street stuff, but her guests got hardly any camera time. Bon Jovi did a fair musical spot, and Kim Cattrall wore an outfit that displayed her breasts, but made the rest of her body look dumpy because of bad cutting and too many folds in the wrong places. She's a very good comic actor, but you wouldn't have known it from her appearence on the show. She made a splash with the cover of her new book, so I'll splash it here as well:

Wikipedia's take on Kim Cattrell
Buy her book, if she's going to go this far to entertain us for free!